Adventure Moto · Est. 2026 · Coffee, Ride, Camp, Repeat
Two Jackasses Moto Adventures — Get off the
pavement.
Two Jackasses runs affordable ADV camp & ride weekends for people who own the bike but need a nudge to actually use it. You show up — we take care of the routes, the campsite, and some of the food. You take care of yourself and your machine.
The Idea
Built by riders,
for riders.
Two Jackasses started because too many adventure bikes were sitting in garages and getting into ADV felt expensive and intimidating. We wanted something simpler — affordable camp & ride weekends with a small fee, a real crew, and a safe space for new riders to start and experienced riders to keep going — all genders, all skill levels, one crew.
We handle the logistics — routes, camp, and some of the food — so all you have to do is show up, ride your own ride, and become part of the crew.
Included
- · Tent camping site
- · Breakfast & dinner at camp
- · Pre-scouted GPX routes
- · Ride leaders & a real crew
On you
- · Your bike, gear & fuel
- · Lunch on the route
- · RV or cabin (add-on)
- · Yourself — ride your ride
First weekend · May 2026
Riders who showed up.
Our first Camp & Ride went down at Mantodea Farm — a small crew, Blue Ridge backroads, and dinner over the fire. Here's what the riders said.
"Great event, well directed and organized by John and Anthony."
"Count me in for the next one!"
"Excellent routes, delicious food, and overall very professional. They really care about everyone in the group!"
The List
Get the invite before spots open.
New dates go to the list first — sometimes that's the only place they're announced. No spam. Just ride dates, routes, and the occasional campfire story.
Upcoming
Camp & Ride Events
Tent camping, breakfast and dinner, and a route worth riding — all rolled into one weekend. Show up with your bike and your gear, we'll handle the rest of the logistics.
All LevelsSignups closedPenmerryl Farm Camp & Ride
Blue Ridge backroads, campfire nights, BYOB.
All LevelsPA Wilds BDR-X
The PA Wilds BDR-X route — Pennsylvania backroads, forest, and ridgelines. Glamp or camp, you tell us.
Custom Trip Planning
Your bike.
Your gear.
Our planning.
New to multi-day ADV riding? We plan the routes, stays, and daily itinerary so first-timers have a safety net and a clear plan — flat fee based on length and complexity.
Start Planning